"Hello David, or should I say Davina now? Welcome home after your stay in the hospital.
I was so lonely and nervous of intruders during your absence that I bought a guard dog to help look after the place. He is quite the master of the house now...."
Due to the nature of this image I haven't posted it here. If you are comfortable with a dog taking the victim/heroine from behind then you can view it in my 4Shared.com account.