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21 December 2009

Santa grants a Christmas wish


William was not a happy man. His beloved girlfriend Susan had been killed in a car crash earlier that year and now he faced a lonely Christmas. To feel nearer to Susan he was wearing one of her pretty nightdresses and as he knelt he made a silent wish that Susan could come back for Christmas.


Santa Claus was on his big run and as he passed by he received William's wish and, knowing that he had been a good boy all year, he granted the wish.



In the morning Susan woke up where William had been. She was alive and felt wonderful, and was going to have a wonderful Christmas. What she really wanted was a happier New Year as she was only now getting over the death of her boyfriend William.

19 December 2009

Santa get's what he didn't wish for

Santa has had his usual tiring Christmas and takes to his bed on return. Unfortunately a disgruntled elf ensures that his life is never the same again.



Find out what naughty Cadwallah did to Santa when you read the illustrated story from my area on 4Shared. It is a short story and leaves many questions still to be answered.

A very happy Christmas for us, but will it be for Santa.

06 December 2009

Billy Balls is back on stage

Sometimes the lure of fame and fortune can make you do outrageous things in order to get back to the top.


28 November 2009

Hoping to keep his postion

Ian is horrified to find the note hidden in his private place and now complies with the instructions, hoping his secret won't become public.


22 November 2009

With Friends Like These

I have just finished (as far as I am going for now anyway) a comic that comes from my previous captioned image. You can download the PDF from 4Shared.com

Brad goes on holiday with three so called friends who are makeup artists and proceed to give him a makeover and a glimpse of a different life that he finds quite attractive.



21 November 2009

Match abandoned, fixtures rearranged

Sports officials are often the butt of anger from the fans. Here a supporter who has travelled a long way gets his own back when the game is called off and rearranges the referees fixtures permanently.


17 November 2009

Former Director Andrew Davies and her new partner

Where security is really important the department will take absolute care that it isn't compromised.


16 November 2009

Leon's troubles come to a head

Leon was not a great husband and had strayed from his marriage vows. This was probably not a wise move when his wife has magical powers.


15 November 2009

This poem sucks


OK, this is a little bit of naughty fun as one thing leads to another.


14 November 2009

The strange case of the borrowed wetsuit

Dave had decided that he really needed to keep up his practice for the triathlon he had entered. The only suiatble piece of open water nearby was a lake that was very cold at the time of year. So it was that he took the fateful decision to borrow a wetsuit.


A few misplaced words

Billy is such a lovely boy, always willing to help, it's just a shame that he does occasionally open his mouth and let out words that would be better left unsaid.


09 November 2009

My father the exotic dancer

How far will a father go to make amends when he almost wrecks his daughters wedding? This is quite a sacrifice.


07 November 2009

Oh dear mistress is dead

Sometimes something bad happens, that you think could be good for you, then you realise it could be really bad.


Magda finds it easy to look shocked

Some instructions are easier to follow than others.




06 November 2009

Prince Albert meets her match

The war is over and love is soon in the air.